I’m sure that we are all aware that there are far too many apostate Christian denominations frittering around out there. We at SBC TooDazed want to send the clarion call to all believers everywhere to come home to the mother church, the Southern Baptist Convention. We are the lone bastions of doctrinal purity and truth. If you don’t believe us just hang around a while and we will get to beating you about the head and neck with our truth, which is, of course, THE truth. In the famous words of The Blues Brothers, “We are on a mission from God.” That mission is to return the Southern Baptist Convention to her former purity, to the days when we only read the Presbyterians in the secrecy of our studies, when all Southern Baptist churches used only denominational educational material and all good preacher boys studied at Southern Baptist institutions of higher learning.


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