Thanks, Doc, But I’ll Take It From Here

Apparently we’ve all most all of us have underestimated the value of a few online semesters of Bible college at Liberty U. But not Babwa. Now that she’s wrapped up the 201 level course in theology with Electronic Ergun she has become quite the expert in Baptist ecclesiology. Or at least this is what she’s declaring to the world. Not only that, she can tell you how weak your own theology is. Thank goodness she’s got that doctorate masters bachelors 30 some-odd hours of online training and a fraternal relationship with Bart Barber and Malcolm Yarnell. Before you know it she’ll be instructing James Leo Garrett and Wayne Grudem in the finer points of Baptist theology.

As knowledgeable as she is I’m quite certain that she tells her auto mechanic that he doesn’t know a Chrysler from a Toyota, a spark plug from a brake shoe, a gasket from a gas cap. Heck, she probably even heals herself. What respectable doctor is there who knows more about the human body than Babwa? After all, she’s taken the Natural Science elective.

Maybe she’ll stick with it long enough to tell the difference between a Baptist and a Roman Catholic. I mean, we can hope, can’t we?

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