Keep it coming. We all need to be made fun of from time to time!

I do have a question for him that goes beyond the significance of institutional degrees that he was referencing the other day to the place where I wonder if a degree of any sort is necessary. My query explores the difference between education and indoctrination…. The tone was elevated upon him such that I did not want to “grab the stray dog by the ears” so to speak….

Sorry to waste valuable space here.

Highest personal regards,

T-Bone

Last I remember, the sleuths at SBCToday finally realized that Bill Kiffin was the name of an old time British Baptist. Seeing as he already died, and has yet to be resurrected, they figured someone must have hijacked his name. Well, contrary to what they say over there, anonymous posts are not welcomed. Bill himself told me as much, seeing as they banned him from their blog after they harrassed him about his real name and he wouldn’t tell them. After all, last time i checked, anonymous means anonymous. But never fear, there is more than one pseudonym floating around out there. Who knows, he might have already picked up another one and joined in the conversation.

Now, dear, do you see what I mean? Calling them “detectives” is being terribly generous, don’t you think? First they harass poor Robert L. Thompson and now you. When will it ever end? They really should turn in their magnifying glasses and buy an online subscription to The Sword Of The Lord or a good laxative.

I hope this settles the matter for them.

As for the collaboration, why not? E-mail me @ ndrewpi@gmail.com

One of the SBCToday “founding-fathers” (detectives?) called us a couple of months ago “out of the middle of nowhere” . . . “just to talk (11:00PM)” . . . we found that strange. As we talked, he sorta slid in the question and asked us if we “knew anything about the satirical blog: SBCTooDazed.” We were oblivious! (Looking back, we think he was ‘a fishin’ us’, at chadwickivester, to see if we were the culprits ‘behind the 2dazed veil!’ We have done a few spoofs at the expense of the 2day crew . . . and we figure they thought you were us!)

We immediately went to your blog, as directed by one of the “2daydetectives” and have been hooked on your blog ever since! Therefore, we would have never found your blog if it would not have been for the SBC2day detectives!

Thank You! SBCToday FoundingFathers for leading us to Nancy!!!!

Now, Nancy, would you please publicly acknowledge that you are not chadwickivester!!!!! so that the SBC2day detectives will remove chadwickivester from their SUSPECT LIST!

The only confession we have at chadwickivester is:
“IT AIN”T US! IT AIN”T US! IT AIN’T US!” . . . we mean: SHE AIN’T US! SHE AIN”T US! SHE AIN’T US!

chadwick (senior editor of chadwickivester.wordpress.com)

PS,

Nancy, would you like to collaborate with chadwickivester on a special spoof in the near future?

It may or may not be Ben Cole’s fingers on the keyboard, but the author is Coline.

In the words of Winston Churchill, “Dangling prepositions is something up with which I will not put.” I knowingly dangled those first two and intentionally did not dangle the third.